Lots of Pulp With Greg Orme: Chopping Mall (1986)
“It’s not you, Ferdy. I’m just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night
Nostalgia is a drug
“It’s not you, Ferdy. I’m just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night
“Two more days ’til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Two more days ’til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock!” “But where’s Michael Myers?” audiences and
“You see that crap? All that horror crap? Things coming out of crates and eating people? Dead people coming back
“The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It’s boring! I’m lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you
“ I’ve seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.” In 1986 the Friday
(This is the first entry in the series of Greg’s reviews that I can say for certain I’ve seen! -Ed.)
“The five senses weren’t enough for him. He wanted more” A pair of scientists, Dr. Crawford Tillinghast and Dr. Edward