“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”
(Today’s guest contributor is Myles Hewette -Ed.) There’s a very common device most people employ when they’re writing an article
Lots of Pulp With Greg Orme: Gremlins (1984)
“Keep him out of the light, he hates bright light, especially sunlight, it’ll kill him. And don’t give him any
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppet Christmas Carol is my favorite Christmas movie (Sorry, Santa’s Slay). It’s been a long 27 years so I’m
Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas
My favorite Christmas special of all time is Will Vinton’s Claymation Christmas. If your immediate response is, “what’s that?” then
Rodney and Friends
If you spend any time in my apartment, one thing that may appear to your wandering eyes is a plush
The Hess Truck: A Holiday Letter to Late-Stage Capitalism (and Why I Still Want One)
I was at the gym today (brag) when I saw a commercial for the 2019 Hess Truck. “The tradition is
Jingle All the Way is Better and More Worthy of Your Affection Than National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Christmas is my favorite holiday and childhood Christmases are among my best memories, so today is day one of a
All of the Characters in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out That are Now Younger Than Me (And Whether I Could Have Beaten Them in an Actual Fight at Their Ages) Part 2
If you didn’t read the first part of this article describing the rules for these real life boxing matches with
All of the Characters in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out That are Now Younger Than Me (And Whether I Could Have Beaten Them in an Actual Fight at Their Ages)
I played a lot of Nintendo when I was a kid. Despite all of those hours spent learning button combinations and codes
Fine Dining: Outback Steakhouse and Tony Roma’s
What is it about fried onion that I associate with high class dining? When I was a kid, fancy dinner
80s Baby 