Fast Food – 80s Baby

Fast Food Sandwiches of My Childhood

I’ve gone on ad nauseum on this website about what a big role fast food played in my childhood, so

I spend more time defending Arby’s to people I know than anybody should. Defending Arby’s at all would constitute too

Pretty much this entire website is me talking about things I used to be into that don’t exist anymore. This

(I’ve been informed that Time-Out was a real arcade chain. Apologies for the error. I am a gigantic fraud -John)

First things first; McDonaldland is a blatant rip off of the world of Sid and Marty Krofft. This isn’t even

Like any Midwesterner worth his salt, I grew up with a healthy affection for chain restaurants (emphasis on the salt,